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Which character in "Zoolander" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Zoolander." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Well, you can Dere-lick my balls, capitan.

  2. I think we should all get naked.

  3. I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

  4. What's the dealio, yo?

  5. Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

  6. Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.

  7. Just thinking about it was the most rewarding experience of my life.

  8. Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful, I think.

  9. Earth-to-Brint!?

  10. I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.

  11. Mugatu! Screw you and your little dog too!

  12. SNAP