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Which character in "Varsity Blues" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Varsity Blues." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Now I want y'all to repeat after me: penis, penis, penis; vagina, vagina, vagina!

  2. Jonathan Moxon your are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your god damn clothes and get in the car.

  3. [to Mox] You got to be the dumbest smart kid I know.

  4. The hard work of so many, sacrificed by the disrespect of few.

  5. I raised you to be a winner, so dammit boy, win!

  6. [singing] She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw.

  7. [Mooning Mox and Billy Bob through the truck window] Good moonin, Boys! Good moonin! I have been up since the crack of dawn and I had to ass you a question.

  8. Never show weakness, the only pain that matters is the pain you inflict.

  9. It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work!

  10. I'm really proud about Brown son, but I need to talk to you about Gilroy.

  11. Now if we go out there, and we half-ass it 'cause we're scared, all we're left with is an excuse; we're always gonna wonder. But if we go out there, and we give it absolutely everything - that's heroic. Let's be heroes."

  12. [after stealing a cop car] I'm gonna go to jail!