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Which character in "Van Helsing" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Van Helsing." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. The air around here is thick with envy...

  2. [To Dr. Frankenstein] A pity your moment of triumph is ruined over a little thing like grave robbery.

  3. I hope you have a heart, Aleera, because someday I'm going to drive a stake through it.

  4. Tch, tch, tch, so much trouble to my Master, so much trouble.

  5. [Clapping his hand like a heartbeat] I can tell the character of a man by the sound of his heartbeat. Usually when I approach... I can almost dance to the beat… Strange that yours is so steady.

  6. It must be such a burden. Such a curse, to be the left hand of God.

  7. Vampires, gargoyles, warlocks, they're all the same â€" best when cooked well.

  8. [on top of church, grabs Van Helsing] I think you'll find the view here rather spectacular. [dangles Van Helsing from church roof, laughing maniacally]

  9. He's the first one to kill a vampire in over a hundred years. I'd say that's earned him a drink.

  10. If there's one thing I've learned, it's never to be the first one to stick your hand in a viscous material.

  11. All I want is life, Gabriel. The continuation of my kind. And perhaps... [shows his hand, which Gabriel cut a finger from] the return of my ring.

  12. Welcome to my summer place.