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Which character in "Uncle Buck" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Uncle Buck." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Marcie Dahlgren-Frost. Dahlgren is my maiden name, Frost is my married name. I'm single again, but I never bothered to remove the frost. And I get compliments on the hyphen.

  2. [serving gigantic pancakes to Miles for his birthday] You should see the toast. I couldn't even get it through the door!

  3. [struggling to open the washing machine] Do I have to talk dirty to you? Come on! Open up for daddy! I'm gonna shove a load into you! Here we go! Come on, it's nice and easy. Aaah! Come on, here we go! Ah! Take that! Take that! Come on! You don't want the crowbar, do you? Come on! OPEN UP! UUGGHH! I'm gonna shove my load into you whether you like it or not!

  4. [They're eating Chinese take-out] This is such a wonderful dinner, mother. How DO you find the time?

  5. [to her mother] If my whole family moved away from me, I'd have a heart attack too.

  6. Hey, Mom. Next time you take off in the middle of the night, why don't you hire a murderer to watch the house?

  7. [On the way to his brother's] Oh boy, those kids. I haven't seen those kids in a while. Tia's gotta be nine. Nine, maybe ten. Oh boy. And the two new ones. They're uh... Larry and... uh... Larry and, uh... Uh... Betsy. Betsy, uh... Jennifer. Jennifer. Larry and Jennifer. Oh boy.

  8. We need boys so they can grow up, get married and turn into shadows.

  9. [to Buck] You gotta let somebody know where you are. I've been checking car trunks for your corpse.

  10. [to Maizy's principal] I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, I'm coming looking for you! Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.