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Which character in "Twelve Monkeys" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Twelve Monkeys." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. [sighs] Get out of my chair!

  2. Hey... is that the cops? I'm an innocent victim in here! I was attacked by a coked up whore and a â€" a fuckin' crazy dentist!

  3. Cassandra in Greek legend, you recall, was condemned to know the future but to be disbelieved when she foretold it. Hence the agony of foreknowledge combined with the impotence to do anything about it.

  4. Stick around, bitch!

  5. I gotta fight 'em! I gotta fight 'em! you gotta help me fight 'em!

  6. All I see are dead people.

  7. I think, Dr. Railly, you have given your "alarmists" a bad name. Surely there is very real and very convincing data that the planet cannot survive the excesses of the human race: proliferation of atomic devices, uncontrolled breeding habits, the rape of the environment, the pollution of land, sea, and air. In this context, isn't it obvious that "Chicken Little" represents the sane vision and that Homo Sapiens' motto, "Let's go shopping!" is the cry of the true lunatic?

  8. There's the television. It's all right there â€" all right there. Look, listen, kneel, pray. Commercials! We're not productive anymore. We don't make things anymore. It's all automated. What are we for then? We're consumers, Jim. Yeah. Okay, okay. Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen. But if you don't buy a lot of stuff, if you don't, what are you then, I ask you? What? Mentally ill. Fact, Jim, fact â€" if you don't buy things â€" toilet paper, new cars, computerized yo-yos, electrically-operated sexual devices, servo systems with brain-implanted headphones, screwdrivers with miniature built-in radar devices, voice-activated computers...

  9. My father is God! I worship my father!

  10. Who cares what psychiatrists write on walls!

  11. Oh, wouldn't it be great if I was crazy? Then the world would be okay.

  12. They find us through our teeth!