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Which character in "True Romance" said...

So you think you are a fan of "True Romance." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a shit if you're fuckin' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that fuckin' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no fuckin' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no fuckin' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... shit... now I do it just to watch their fuckin' expression change.

  2. I don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out. All I got is fuckin' Floyd.

  3. Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're.. we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree.

  4. I'm the anti-christ and you've got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

  5. We park our cars in the same garage my friend.

  6. Ey' yo, yo why you trippin'? We're just fuckin' with ya. In fact, I'm gonna show you what I mean with a little demonstration. Toss me the burner. [Floyd 'D' tosses Drexl the shotgun] All right, peep this. Pretend this is that fine centerfold bitch, y'know what I'm saying'? And you're you... [cocks the shotgun and shoots Floyd 'D']

  7. [Deleted scene] Find out who this wing and a prayer artist is and take him off at the neck.

  8. Okey dokey doggie daddy.

  9. You think a cop gives a fuck about a pimp? Listen. Every pimp in the world gets shot. Two in the back of the fuckin' head. Cops'd throw a party, man.

  10. Now I know Im pretty, but I aint as pretty as a couple of titties.

  11. You just said you love me, now if I say I love you and just throw caution to the wind and let the chips fall where they may and you're lying to me I'm gonna fuckin' die.

  12. Son of a bitch was right. She tastes like a peach.