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Which character in "Trading Places" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Trading Places." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Monkey? MONKEY! I'm a fucking gorilla, you clown!

  2. [watching cops subduing an unruly suspect] May I suggest using your night stick officer?

  3. [[to Penelope, as he is leaving jail] Those men wanted to have sex with me!

  4. This an outrage! I demand a full investigation!

  5. Hey that's the motherf- I mean... that's the gentleman that had me busted.

  6. I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro.

  7. [while acting blind and legless] Hey, baby, what's happening? How are ya doing? Once you have a man with no legs, you never go back, baby. I know what you're thinkin'. You seen "Porgy and Bess"? [the woman begins to walk away] We can make it, baby! Me and you!... You BITCH!

  8. [Takes some PCP out of a baggie and tastes it] That's PCP! Phenycyclidine. Angel dust! You ever seen what this stuff does to kids? You're looking at 5 to 10 mandatory... Louis!

  9. It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving.

  10. [noticing Louis watch her undress] By the way, food and rent aren't the only things around here that cost money. You sleep on the couch.

  11. [after demonstrating some fake karate moves while in jail] That's called the "quart of blood" technique. You do that, a quart of blood will drop out of a man's body.

  12. When I was growing up, if we wanted a Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub.