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Which character in "Tommy Boy" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Tommy Boy." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. R.T. I lost my virginity to your daughter for crying out loud..........Rob, you were there.

  2. Richard, who's your favorite little rascal? Alfalfa, or is it Spanky? Sinner...

  3. It's called reading, you know, top to bottom, left to right. A group of words together is called a sentence. Take Tylenol for any headaches, Midol for any cramps.

  4. Forget it, I quit, I can't do this anymore, man. My head's about to explode. My whole life sucks. I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know where I'm going. My dad just died. We just killed Bambi. I'm out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel INTO A GODDAMNED BRIDGE ABUTMENT.

  5. Holy shnikes!

  6. Some of us are leaving, and that is sad, but this isn't the end. No way. We're gonna show this world a thing or two. We're going to show... [passes out]

  7. Hey Gilligan, did you eat the skipper?!

  8. Of course, I can get a hell of a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.

  9. [During the pretend "bee" attack] Bees! Bees! Bees in the car! Bees everywhere! God, they're huge! They're ripping my flesh off! Run away, your firearms are useless against them!

  10. Ugh, why do you always have to de-turd these things? Look at this one, caught him after Thanksgiving feast, I think I'm gonna need a pooperscooper.

  11. He's a big, dumb animal, isn't he folks?

  12. What'd ya DO!?