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Which character in "This Is Spinal Tap" said...

So you think you are a fan of "This Is Spinal Tap." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Oh. This piece is called Lick My Love-Pump.

  2. I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach and its sort of in between really its a Mach piece really.

  3. It's like space without the stars.

  4. You can't really dust for vomit.

  5. The Dukes of Rock rock.

  6. I'm not co-managing this band with anyone. Especially not someone who dresses like an Australian's nightmare.

  7. (Concerning the cover of "Smell the Glove"): It's like a black mirror... you can see yourself... in both sides.

  8. [when told their album cover was sexist] Well, what's wrong with being sexy?

  9. We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.

  10. I, for one, do not think the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.

  11. Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.

  12. It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.