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Which character in "The Wedding Singer" said...

So you think you are a fan of "The Wedding Singer." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Cindy and Scott are newlyweds! Whoopee-dee-doo!

  2. You are the worst wedding singer in the world, buddy.

  3. All right, remember - alcohol equals puke, equals smelly mess, equals nobody likes you.

  4. [singing] You don't know how much I need you. While you're near me, I don't feel blue and when we kiss I know you need me to. I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true. But it all was bullshit. It was a goddamn joke and when I think of you, Linda,I hope you fucking choke. I hope you're glad with what you've done to me. I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy. You left me here, all alone, tears running constantly. Oh would somebody kill me please? Somebody kill me please. I'm on my knees, pretty pretty please! Kill me! I want to die! Put a bullet in my heeeeaaaad!

  5. [To Glenn's insensitive buddy] Yeah, have a few drinks and then, you know, drive home.

  6. He's losing his mind...and I'm reaping all the benefits.

  7. Hey, psycho - we're not gonna discuss this, OK, it's over. Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

  8. Now let's cut the stupid cake because I know the fat guy's gonna have a heart attack if we don't eat again soon [fat guy shrugs] And while we do that here's a little mood music for you.

  9. We're living in a material world and I am a material girl...or boy

  10. See? Billy Idol gets it!

  11. You need a prostitute.

  12. They were cones!