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Which character in "The Royal Tenenbaums" said...

So you think you are a fan of "The Royal Tenenbaums." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. [after reading a private investigator's research on Margot background, which includes being adopted, a previous marriage, several one-night stands with other men, and a lesbian affair] So, she smokes.

  2. He got the cancer.

  3. [while running away from an intervention] Skiddly, skiddly!

  4. New paragraph.

  5. You're turning me into a damn hobo!

  6. I'm not talking about dance lessons. I'm talking about putting a brick through the other guy's windshield. I'm talking about taking it out and chopping it up.

  7. That cab has a dent in it.

  8. You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!

  9. Uzi! Look alive!

  10. I'm adopted, did you know that? I ran away to find my real family when I was fourteen. They live in Indiana.

  11. That's a hell of a damn grave. I wish it were mine.

  12. Write yourself a check.