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Which character in "The Replacements" said...

So you think you are a fan of "The Replacements." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Let's play football, bitch!

  2. Now you know this don't look natural Coach. now you know it don't... I look like I just jacked off an elephant.

  3. [during the discussion of arachnophobia] Oh, thanks, Jumbo. You can just rock me tae sleep tonight!

  4. Listen up! This time tomorrow, the strike will be officially over. Now Dallas has made one grave mistake tonight. They haven't been afraid of you, and they should be, because you've got one powerful weapon working for you tonight: There is no tomorrow for you... and that makes you all VERY DANGEROUS PEOPLE!

  5. [to an opposing player] Clifford Franklin is looking for a new ho!

  6. I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever.

  7. I look at you and I see two men: the man you are and the man you oughtta be. Someday those two men will meet, and it should make for one hell of a football player.

  8. Get a job, ye wankers!

  9. You just hold it, Shane and I'll kick the bloody piss out of it.

  10. A real man admits his fears. That's what I'm asking you to do here tonight.

  11. [to Pilachowski about Brian Murphy's deafness] Look on the bright side: he'll never be called offsides on an audible.

  12. That's the great thing about plankton. It pretty much keeps to itself.