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Which character in "The Producers (2005)" said...

So you think you are a fan of "The Producers (2005)." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Roger, We're not alone...

  2. I was born in Düsseldorf, and that is why they call me Rolf.

  3. [with a very high Irish accent] I'm going to get out of here before me voice gets any higher! As we say in the old country... [normal voice] TAXI!

  4. There was a time when I was young and gay...but straight. (from deleted scene, 'King of Broadway')

  5. (reading a play) As Gregor Samsa woke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a giant cockroach. (speaking) Nah, too good.

  6. For once, I would love to see someone on that couch who's under eighty-five!

  7. [to Ulla] Even though we're sitting down, we're giving you a standing ovation.

  8. I want everything I've ever seen in the movies!

  9. [after seeing Franz perform at the auditions] THAT'S OUR HITLER!

  10. I'm drowning here! I'm going down for the last time! I... I... I see my whole life flashing before my eyes! I see a weathered old farmhouse... With a white picket fence... I'm running through fields of alfalfa with my collie, Rex. No Rex, not on the alfalfa. And I see my mother... I see Mama, standing on the back porch... And I hear her calling out to me..."Alvin, don't forget your chores! The wood needs a-cordin' and the cows need a-milkin'! Alviiiiin! Aaaaalviiiiiiiiiiiin!"... Wait a minute. My name's not Alvin. That's not my life. Someone else's life is flashing before my eyes. What the hell is that about? I'm not a hillbilly, I grew up in the Bronx. Leo's taken everything from me... Even my past!

  11. [singing] I see a line of beautiful girls dressed as stormtroopers each one a gem. With leather boots and whips on their hips. It's risque, dare I say, S&M! I see German soldiers dancing through France played by chorus boys in very tight pants. And wait there's more! THEY WIN THE WAR! And the dances they do will be daring and new. Turn turn kick turn, turn turn kick turn, one two three kick turn! Keep it sassy, keep it classy, keep it...

  12. Mr. Bialystock, I'm afraid you've made a terrible error in judgement. You've mistaken me for someone with a spine.