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Which character in "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou" said...

So you think you are a fan of "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. I hear what you're saying, but I think you misjudge the guy.

  2. If you ever touch me again I will kick your goddamn teeth out.

  3. Those fucking amateurs. You left your dog, you idiots!

  4. Give me that camera. I'm gonna smash it over your head. Cut!

  5. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to join me is more than welcome.

  6. Bloody hell. God save that poor little stooge.

  7. We fuckin' stole it, man

  8. This is the first time Eleanor's ever cried in front of me as long as I've known her. Except for once when she got her arm caught in the deck winch.

  9. Tell me. Who knocked up the reporter?

  10. I said get your ass the hell off of my boat!

  11. What's your dog's name? [Zissou pauses and answers "Cody". Alistair walks over to the three-legged dog, smacks it sharply on the face with his rolled up newspaper] Be still, Cody.

  12. I'm sorry I never acknowledged your existence all those years. It won't happen again. I mean it. You are my son to me. Almost more so.