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Which character in "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" said...

So you think you are a fan of "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend. Those who have a rope around their neck and those who have the job of doing the cutting.

  2. [To his brother Pablo] You think you're better than I am? Where we came from, if one did not want to die of poverty, one became a priest or a bandit! You chose your way, I chose mine. Mine was harder. You talk of our mother and father. You remember when you left to become a priest? I stayed behind! I must have been ten, twelve. I don't remember which, but I stayed. I tried, but it was no good. Now I am going to tell you something. You became a priest because you were... too much of a coward to do what I do!

  3. [to Blondie] You're smart enough to know that talking won't save you.

  4. I've never seen so many men wasted so badly.

  5. You're... from Baker... Tell Baker that I told him all that I know already. Tell him I want to live in peace, understand? That it's no use to go on tormenting me! I know nothing at all about that case of coins. Now that gold has disappeared, but if he'd listened, we could have avoided this altogether. I went to the Army court; there were no witnesses. They couldn't uncover any more. I can't tell Baker what happened to the money; go back and tell him that!

  6. I'll sleep better knowing my good friend is by my side to protect me.

  7. If you save your breath I feel a man like you can manage it. And if you don't manage it, you'll die. Only slowly, very slowly, old friend.

  8. Who the hell is that? One bastard goes in, another one comes out.

  9. [to Tuco] Were you gonna die alone?

  10. [to Tuco] Tut, tut. Such ingratitude after all the times I saved your life.

  11. Hand me down a whiskey!

  12. HEY BLONDIE! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?! JUST A DIRTY SON OF A B- [gets cut off by the ending music]