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Which character in "The Doors" said...

So you think you are a fan of "The Doors." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. [to audience] You're all a buncha fucking slaves!

  2. [to Jim] Come on rock god, fuck me, fuck me good.

  3. [to Jim] You're bored, you're not free. You tested all the limits, fame, fucking, money, -- whatcha gonna do now Jimbo? When the music's over, when you're too fat and ugly to get on a stage, whatcha gonna do for act three -- puke on Heaven's door?

  4. Maybe I should always fuck my critics.

  5. Is everybody in?... Is everybody in?... Is everybody in? The ceremony is about to begin...

  6. The reaction I get now looking back is the soul of the ghosts of those dead Indians -- maybe one or two of them were just running around freaking out and just leaped into my soul -- and they're still there.

  7. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me. Let's just say I was testing the bounds of reality -- that's-all -- I was curious... I kinda always preferred to be hated. Like Eric von Stroheim in the movies, the man you love to hate.

  8. Did you actually put your dick in this woman?

  9. I go out on a stage and I howl for people. In me they see what they want to see -- some say the Lizard King, whatever that means, or some black-clad leather demon whatever that means... but really I think of myself as a sensitive, intelligent human being but with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most crucial moment... a fake hero... a joke the gods played on me... it's okay, I accept the joke... and smile. Death old friend, death and my cock, I can forgive my injuries in the name of wisdom, luxury, romance. Words got me the wound and will get me well. All join now in lament of my cock, a tongue of knowledge in the feathered night. Boys get crazy in the head and suffer. I sacrifice my cock on the altar of silence.

  10. Take your time, Jim... There's no hurry, I'm all you have to do tonight.

  11. Where's your will to be weird man?

  12. It was the first time I tasted fear. I musta been about four, like a child is just like a flower, his head is floating in the breeze.