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Which character in "The Devil Wears Prada" said...

So you think you are a fan of "The Devil Wears Prada." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. If I see freesias I will lose what is left of my mind.

  2. Alright everyone. Gird your loins!

  3. [To Miranda, upon seeing Andrea for the first time] Are we doing a before and after piece I don't know about?

  4. [To Andrea] This... stuff? Oh... ok. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don't know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because you're trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don't know is that that sweater is not just blue, it's not turquoise, it's not lapis, it's actually cerulean. You're also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar de la Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. And then I think it was Yves St. Laurent, wasn't it, who showed cerulean military jackets? And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of eight different designers. Then it filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic Casual Corner where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and so it's sort of comical to me how you think that you've made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, you're wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of stuff.

  5. I'm sorry, do you have a prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?

  6. [To Andrea] A million girls would kill for this job.

  7. If I see freesias anywhere, I will be very disappointed. [There is an alternate version of this line on the deleted scenes]

  8. [Being kissed by Christian] I can't. It's too soon after I've broken up with my boyfriend and ... I have to get up for work early tomorrow ... I've had too much wine, my hearing, visual ... I've run out of excuses.

  9. We're done here.

  10. [Looking Andrea's outfit over on her first day on the job, in a deleted scene] Looks like Oklahoma and New Jersey had a baby out of wedlock.

  11. That's all. [At conclusion of any request made of Andrea]

  12. But I hope for the best, I have to.