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Which character in "The Departed" said...

So you think you are a fan of "The Departed." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. [to Costello] You accuse me once, I put up with it. You accuse me twice... I quit. You pressure me to fear for my life and I will put a fucking bullet in your head as if you were anybody else. Okay?

  2. I can't wait to see you explain this one to a fucking Suffolk County jury you fucking cocksucker. This is gonna be fucking fun!

  3. [last words] I am killing you.

  4. Don't laugh! This ain't reality TV!

  5. I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. Years ago we had the church; that was only a way of saying we had each other. The Knights of Columbus were real head-breakers; true guineas. They took over their piece of the city. Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency, may he rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you, you have to take it.

  6. Why don't we meet up, sweetheart? Let me buy you an ice-cream.

  7. Bhenchod!, Kia kar rahay ho?(From Hindi, meaning: sister-fucker what are you doing?)

  8. [to Sullivan and others] This unit is new, and you are the newest members of it. You have been selected from the basis of intelligence and aptitude. This is an elite unit. Our job is to smash, or marginally disrupt, organized crime in the city by enhanced cooperation of the FBI, represented here today by Frank Lazio. And we will do it. By organized crime in the city, you know who we mean - that's Jackie Costigan, that's an old picture. Jackie met his demise. Last known photograph. Costello uses three key guys: that's Fitzy - off-the-boat psycho who lives with his mother in Brockton, who's straight out of "Going My Way." Delahunt - muscle. French - the number one. But of course the rock star - you know who. We've done briefing books, so read up. I want any and all ideas so I can pass them off as my own. Work hard, you'll rise fast. You're in the best possible position in the department. Let's go to work.

  9. What's the matter smartass...you don't know any Shakespeare?

  10. You got a nice suit at home or do you like coming to work everyday dressed like you're goin' to invade Poland?

  11. [Excitedly] Patriot Aaaact! Patriot Aaaact!

  12. You get your period yet, Carmen?