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Which character in "Thank You for Smoking" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Thank You for Smoking." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. It's like you always said, Dad, "If you want an easy job, go work for the Red Cross."

  2. The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cheese.

  3. These days, when someone smokes in the movies, they're either a psychopath … or a European.

  4. Michael Jordan plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. I talk. Everyone has a talent.

  5. After watching the footage of the Kent State shootings, Bobby Jay, then seventeen, signed up for the National Guard so that he too could shoot college students.

  6. It was some pretty fucked up shit.

  7. How many alcohol related deaths a year? 100,000? That's, what, 270 a day? Tragedy.

  8. We don't sell Tic Tacs, for Christ's sake, we sell cigarettes. And they're cool, available, and addictive. The job is almost done for us.

  9. I front an organization that kills 1,200 people a day.

  10. I don't have an M.D. or Law degree. I have a bachelors in kicking ass and taking names.

  11. The number 1 killer in America is cholesterol, and here comes Senator Finisterre who's clogging the nation's arteries with Vermont cheddar cheese.

  12. Everyone's got a mortgage to pay. [inner monologue] The Yuppie Nuremberg defense.