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Which character in "Stripes" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Stripes." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. My philosophy: a hundred-dollar shine on a three-dollar pair of boots. I don't think I've ever been this happy.

  2. You better hit those bunks, my little babies, or Sergeant Hulka with the big toe is gonna see how far he can stick it up your ass.

  3. We're soldiers; but we're American soldiers. We've been kickin' ass for 200 years. We're 10 in 1.

  4. I bet you can't do five push-ups, right now. Let's go, five good ones.

  5. [Sergeant Hulka is on the ground after getting blown off of a tower] Sergeant, does this mean we're through for the day?

  6. Sergeant, I don't think we should march today. You know it's the cold and flu season.

  7. Hari Krishna! Hari Krushna! Krishna, Krishna...

  8. Well, my name's Dewey Oxburger. My friends call me Ox. I dont know if you've noticed, but I got a slight weight problem.

  9. Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer.

  10. Excuse me, stewardess, is there a movie on this flight?

  11. [teaching an English class to foreigners] I met her on a Sunday and her name was Jill...Da Doo Run Run Run, Da Doo Run Run

  12. [after stumbling on the sidewalk] Have that removed.