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Which character in "Snatch" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Snatch." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. [After shooting Tony several times without him dying] I shoot you, you go down!!!

  2. I don't care if he's Muhammad I'm Hard Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.

  3. Tommy persuaded me to keep the dog; I eventually agreed, as long as he took it to a vet. Couldn't stand that squeaking anymore. The vet found a squeaky toy, an undigested shoe, and an eighty-six carat diamond lodged in the dog's stomach. Lot can happen in a week. :[The dog barks] Still didn't shut it up, though.

  4. [After Rosebud has been badly injured in capturing Boris:] First we get the stone, bubi, then we'll get you to a doctor. And not just any doctor boychik, im gonna get you to a nice Jewish doctor. [To Tony] Find my friend a nice Jewish doctor!!

  5. Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

  6. Goody gumdrops. Get us a cup of tea, will ya, Errol?

  7. Are you using dog-shit for toothpaste?

  8. Eh Ma, Get a load of the size of this fella

  9. (to his colleague) Yes, London. You know- Fish, Chips, Cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins, London!

  10. You took the fucking jam out of my doughnut Tommy! You did!

  11. [Madonna's "Lucky Star" comes on on the radio] Oh, I love this track.

  12. [When Avi asks what he wishes to be called] You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.