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Which character in "Shrek the Third" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Shrek the Third." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. (after Shrek tries to talk to him with cliched teenager lingo) HELP! I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A MONSTER WHO'S TRYING TO RELATE TO ME!

  2. (after seeing the villains, with Captain Hook on a piano) Look out! They got a piano!

  3. I see...a rainbow pony.

  4. Avast, ye cookie. Start talking.

  5. (in Puss's body) How in the Hans Christen Andersen am I supposed to parade around in these goofy boots?!

  6. (discovering Shrek nude in bed) AAAAH!! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies.

  7. Listen Artie, eh, if you think this whole mad scene ain't dope, I feel you dude. I mean, I'm not trying to get all up in your grill, raise your roof or whatever.

  8. Everybody keep calm...WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! (before getting slapped by Doris)

  9. (singing to Shrek and Fiona) Good morning...good morning...to you and you and yooooou.

  10. (While Artie begs to Merlin to take them back) Have a heart, old man.

  11. (to Shrek): Please don't eat me!

  12. (at the end of Shrek's dream sequence, with an ogre baby head) Dada.