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Which character in "She-Devil" said...

So you think you are a fan of "She-Devil." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Nurse Hooper may be short, but she's very devoted.

  2. So it's true people really can change. Of course you can't expect miracles.

  3. Because that is the real world, Mary, so wake up and smell the cappuccino!

  4. AHHHH! Hooper! Vesta! This is long-term leakage!

  5. Passion. Excitement. I think that it's important in a long-term relationship, and that's what I think women find from my novels. They find ways to make their man feel important and comfortable, to let him know that he is... the man. You know, so there's no confusion.

  6. Mary Fisher, I hope your pink palace crumbles into the sea. I hope your delicate white skin breaks out in hives and your shiny blonde hair falls out at the root!

  7. I took this job because I only had to cook and clean for one person and one dog. Then I get the mother, the lover, his kids, their dog! Ms. Fisher, up with this bullshit I will not put! I quit!

  8. Men go crazy when I tell them my name. It's Olivia Honey. They think it's so cute. But it is, isn't it?

  9. [reading from one of Fisher's novels] "She entwined her limbs about him, as ivy might wrap itself around some massive pillar. When his love nectar was spent, they drifted into the bliss of sleep."

  10. Some women are born beautiful. They make it look easy. But most women have to put a little time and effort into their appearance. And then there are those of us who need all the help we can get. Like me.

  11. Someone get this deranged woman out of here!

  12. Poor Bob, I almost felt sorry for him. Almost.