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Which character in "Rounders" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Rounders." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. [first line of the movie] Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half-hour at the table, then YOU are the sucker.

  2. I like to hide and that's part of the fun for me.

  3. Mr. son of a bitch! Let's play some cards!

  4. I'm sorry, John. I don't remember.

  5. Johnny fuckin' Chan.

  6. We can't run from who we are. Our destiny chooses us.

  7. Wait, did [Jo] split on you? Oh god..[sees Mike's bed] Oh my god. Mike, she made off with your sheets.

  8. We're not playing together. But then again, we're not playing against each other either. It's like the Nature Channel. You don't see piranhas eating each other, do you?

  9. Kid's got alligator blood.

  10. Just like a young man coming in for a quickie. I feel so unsatisfied.

  11. [speaking for Johnny Chan] Did you have it?

  12. Hey! If you want to see this seventh card you're gonna stop speakin' fuckin' Sputnick.