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Which character in "Road House" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Road House." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. [having sex in a back room of the Double Deuce.] Oh, yeah! You're gonna be my regular Saturday-night thing, baby!

  2. [Eyeing the sign over the Double Deuce] The Double Douche.

  3. [to Dalton] I used to fuck guys like you in prison.

  4. If somebody gets in your face and calls you a cocksucker, I want you to be nice. Ask him to walk. Be nice. If he won't walk, walk him. But be nice. If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you, and you'll both be nice. I want you to remember that it's a job. It's nothing personal.

  5. [admiring Doc] That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that.

  6. [repeated line] I thought you'd be bigger.

  7. [after firing a drug-dealing waitress] Anybody else here dealing? I'm telling you straight â€" it's my way or the highway. So, anybody wants to walk, do it now.

  8. Pain don't hurt.

  9. Calling me sir is like putting an elevator in an outhouse. It don't belong.

  10. Take the biggest guy in the world, smash his knee and he'll drop like stone.

  11. I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead.

  12. I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice.