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Which character in "Ocean's Twelve" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Ocean's Twelve." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. [about Danny] Where is he, Tess? Where is... Mr. Diaz?

  2. [to Isabel, who is posing as Nicole, about Rusty Ryan] And tell him it's gonna cost him double. [pause] And tell him this thing is beautiful. And tell him I'm being a nice guy. And tell him he dresses like a gigilo. (on being asked if that is all) Yeah. No! Tell him--tell Rusty that having a sexy female assistant is such a terrible cliche. [Hangs up. Sexy female assistant emerges with Nagel's treo and brings him a coffee]

  3. [watching "Happy Days" dubbed in Italian] That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable.

  4. [to Rusty Ryan] I was asked to show some restraint. Otherwise, you would have gone out to your favorite car with all the 17 you own and as soon as you turn on the ignition--[car explodes] You got two weeks.

  5. [to Topher Grace] Geez, Topher, you don't have to go all Frankie Muniz on me.

  6. [to Linus] Who died and made you Danny?

  7. [ to Turk] Yeah, well I need to use the toilet otherwise I'm gonna shit on your shoes! C'mon Frank...

  8. If all the animals on the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Hallowe'en would fall on the same date.

  9. (to Danny Ocean) 10:45, we all get arrested.