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Which character in "Notting Hill" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Notting Hill." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. [comes in after being photographed by the press] How did I look? [looking in a mirror] Not bad, not at all bad. Well chosen briefs I must say. Chicks love grey. [clenching his bum] Nice. Firm. Buttocks.

  2. Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

  3. James Bond never has to put up with this sort of shit.

  4. [about Anna's new film project] Any horses in that one? Or hounds for that matter; our readers are equally intrigued by both species.

  5. Hi. I'd just like to apologize for my friend, he's really sensitive. Don't worry about it! I'm sure it was harmless. I'm sure it just friendly banter. I'm sure you guys have dicks the size of peanuts! Enjoy your dinner, the tuna's really good.

  6. Well, isn't this a good opportunity to... slip her one?

  7. I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though.

  8. Bugger this for a bunch of bananas.

  9. Well happiness wouldn't be happiness without a violin playing goat!

  10. Oh God, this is one of those key moments in life, when it's possible you can be really, genuinely cool - and I'm failing 100%. I absolutely and totally and utterly adore you and I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world and more importantly I genuinely believe and have believed for some time now that we can be best friends. What do YOU think?

  11. Would you like something to eat? Something to nibble? Apricots, soaked in honey? Quite why, no one knows, because it stops them tasting like apricots and makes them taste like honey... and if you wanted honey, you could just... buy honey. Instead of apricots. But nevertheless they're yours if you want them.

  12. It's as if I've taken love heroin, and now I can't ever have it again.