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Which character in "Not Another Teen Movie" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Not Another Teen Movie." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. I have no pigment, I need sunscreen, Nooooo way i can be prom queen.

  2. (after a student "farts" to say what he thinks about poetry, while several boys are looking into the girls' bathroom upstairs) Oh, is that amusing? Is that what your generation considers...humor? Shakespeare, Moliere, Oscar Wilde--these were humorists! The sublime poetic genius of a clever turn of phrase...that is true comedy! Your modern, moronic, feeble-minded, sophomoric excuse for wit...is merely a parade of nasty...filthy...vulgar...HUMAN EXCREMENT!!! (after several intermittent scenes of the girl defecating in the bathroom and the boys watching, they both fall through the ceiling, and the mess fits the teacher's description)

  3. We are the North Compton Wildcats / We're black, we know it / We shake our big booties and we show it / We ain't white / We ain't white / We definitely ain't white. Break it down, niggas!

  4. Come on outta there honey.. Quit fartin' around.

  5. No man, maybe I'll hang around. Maybe tell Janey a little S-E-C-R-A-T...P.

  6. Coach says it's okay to bleed from the ears.

  7. Damn, that shit is whack.

  8. You put the "ass" in "ebbarrasment" You put the "suck" in "liposuction" You put the "ooo" in "jiu-jitsu" You put the "ism" in "This is all just a defense mechanism".

  9. Sure, why not? I am the token black guy. I'm just supposed to smile and stay out of the conversation and say things like: "Damn," "Shit," and "That is whack."

  10. Do you think I sleep with every pathetic guy who writes me a letter? No. I give them hand jobs.

  11. Damn, those bitches represent!

  12. Good night, Pumpkin Tits.