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Which character in "Night Shift" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Night Shift." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. So there I was at the Blackjack table with all my wash 'n' dries... did I tell you I had they idea for them first?

  2. What if you mix the mayonnaise in the can, WITH the tunafish? Or... hold it! Chuck! I got it! Take LIVE tuna fish, and FEED 'em mayonnaise! Oh this is great. [speaks into tape recorder] Call Starkist!

  3. I wash my hands and my feet of you!

  4. What's our job? We like drive around and pickup stiffs, or what? Is that what we are suppose to do?

  5. We're all adults here - we can talk about this openly... [writing on chalkboard] PROSTITUTION! But what does that mean really? Sometimes it helps to understand a word if you break it down, so let's do that now shall we? Pros... it doesn't mean anything, you can forget about that... Tit, I think we all know what that means, Tu, two tit and TION of course, from the Latin to shun... to say uh-uh no thank you anyway I don't want it, to push away... it doesn't even belong in this word really.

  6. Wanna know why I carry this tape recorder? To tape things. See, I'm an idea man, Chuck. I got ideas coming at me all day... I couldn't even fight 'em off if I wanted. Wait a second... hold the phone! Hold the phone! [speaking into tape recorder] Idea to eliminate garbage. Edible paper. You eat it, it's gone! You eat it, it's outta there! No more garbage!

  7. [reads the forms that Lenoard, the day shift guy left] Name of the desceased... something Polish?

  8. Oh, that Barney Rubble. What an actor.

  9. LOVE BROKERS!