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Which character in "National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation" said...

So you think you are a fan of "National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Honey, these boys ain't much to look at, but, if you want a night away from your cat...

  2. That's nothing, it's a...birthmark.

  3. My garden's spittin' out 50-lb tomatoes.

  4. Who would have thought my sister had the legs of a thoroughbred. Am I right?

  5. You find the Clark Griswold that I married and you tell him that I'm at the Mirage!

  6. Hard six coming out.

  7. It's my long-life food varnish. The FDA finally approved it!

  8. His name is not Papagiorgio. His name is Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student!

  9. I'll have some of the yellow. And don't get cheap on me.

  10. Hey, kids. Round-up time!

  11. Oh, yeah. That's from when I sold my kidney. I figured with all the advancements in modern science, I'd better sell it while someone still wanted to buy it. Smartest thing I ever did, Clark.

  12. Oh, Keno! This is easy.