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Which character in "National Lampoon's Vacation" said...

So you think you are a fan of "National Lampoon's Vacation." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

  2. I'm not sure of his exact height and weight. All I know is that the man was a saint with children and a genius with food additives and he was... Clark!

  3. Why aren't we flying? Because getting there is half the fun. You know that.

  4. [the kids are playing Pacman while Clark is designing a map on the computer] Russ, please don't eat the Truckster.

  5. Oh Ellen, the old west was dirty. Everything isn't like home. If everything were like home, there would be no reason for leaving home. Right, Rusty?

  6. We watch his program. We buy his toys, we go to his movies, he owes us! Doesn't he owe us, ha? He owes the Griswalds right? Fucking-A right he owes us!

  7. Sorry, folks! We're closed for two weeks to clean and repair America's favorite family fun park. Sorry, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!

  8. If someone doesn't start explaining what's going on here…well, there's going to be some explaining to do!

  9. I'm making out a check for $1000, all you have to do is give me $300 in cash and keep the $700, all for doing nothing more than acting like a total creep.

  10. I think you're all fucked in the head! We're ten hours from fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation, it's a quest. It's a quest for fun, I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun, we're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah out of your assholes! I gotta be crazy; I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Oh, shit!

  11. Is this your idea of a good restaurant? Dog killer!

  12. I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.