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Which character in "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" said...

So you think you are a fan of "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Welcome to our home - what's left of it.

  2. [after reaching the Griswolds' house] Is this the airport Clark?

  3. [Picks up the phone receiver] Get me somebody. Anybody. And get me somebody while I'm waiting.

  4. I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.

  5. LOTTA SAP in here, Little full, Lotta sap!!

  6. I dedicate this house to the Griswold Family Christmas.

  7. Hurry up, Clark. I'm freezing my baguettes off.

  8. Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit...where's the Tylenol?

  9. Clark, I'd like to try to fumigate this here piece of furniture. If you don't mind my askin', how much did she set you back?

  10. He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in 'im. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if your wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let 'im finish.

  11. Well I'm gonna park the cars and get the suit cases, and well, I'll be outside for the season.

  12. Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?