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Which character in "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Mr. & Mrs. Smith." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. I can't believe I brought my real parents to our wedding.

  2. You looked like Christmas morning.

  3. Web of lies!

  4. Let's see if we can't get a tune out of this trombone.

  5. [after his wife checks his crotch for a weapon] That's all John, sweetheart.

  6. Your aim's as bad as your cooking sweetheart... and that's saying something!

  7. To dodging bullets.

  8. Have you been selling big guns to bad people?

  9. What? Your husband is the shooter? That's impossible.

  10. [hitman from the BMW opens the van's left door. John opens the other van door and yanks the hitman through] These doors are handy.

  11. [after Jane accidentally throws a knife that punctures his leg] We'll talk about this later.

  12. Does that include weekends? [when asked how many times they have sex]