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Which character in "Men in Black II" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Men in Black II." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. [J has just saved a whole subway of passenagers from being eaten alive by Jeff, the giant worm-like alien, who chewed off a half of the subway train before retreating] [Neuralizes subway passengers] The City of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been an actual emergency, y'all woulda been eaten. 'Cause you don't listen. You ignorant. How a man gon' come bashin' thru a subway win-- That's the problem with all y'all New Yorkers. "Oh, we seen it all." "Oh no! A 600 ft. worm! Save us, Mr Black Man!" And ask ya nice move to the next car! Y'all sit there like... [Neuralizes subway passengers again] The City of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. We hope that you enjoyed our new, smaller, more energy-efficient subway cars. [walks off, neuralizing Capt. Lawrence Bridgewater, MTA in the process]

  2. Yeah, every Saturday night you'd be like, "Flush me J. Flush me." and I'd be like, "Naw."

  3. When we're kids, before we're taught how to think, or what to believe, our hearts tell us there is something else out there. I know what I saw. You tell me what I'm supposed to believe.

  4. How about we do the good cop, dumb dog thing, and you just shut up?

  5. An hour ago, a man I've known my whole life vanished in front of my eyes because of a woman with things coming out of her fingers and a two-headed guy with the IQ of a cannoli. So yeah, everything's okay.

  6. Jeff, excuse my partner. He's new and he's [Jeff attacks T] kind of stupid.

  7. I will lay the smackdown on your candy ass! (In homage to The Rock)

  8. Silly little planet. I could rule the place with the right set of mammary glands.

  9. I never work in a funeral home. Something I can do for you, slick?

  10. Jeff, I am so not in a mood for you! Get back in the subway! Right now!

  11. Get a mop and escort all civilian personnel from this site immeditiately.