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Which character in "Meet the Parents" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Meet the Parents." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. [about the lost Jinx] We're supposed to let him wander the streets without food, water or toilet?

  2. All right, now look, Focker, I'm a patient man. That's what 13 months in a Vietnamese prison camp will do to you. But I will be watching you, studying your every move. And if I find that you are trying to corrupt my firstborn child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown.

  3. [on tape] Hello, Jack. Oh, look at that. Nice Jack. Hi. What's that, Jack? What? You're a big, bad C.I.A. man, huh? Did they teach you that [karate chops in front of the camera] in the C.I.A.? They teach you that? Oh, yeah. What's that, Jack? What? Yeah, you thought Puff was just the name of the boy's magical dragon? Uh-huh. Not too quick on the uptake, huh, Jack? Why don't you ask Denny who's puffin' the magic dragon? Not onto that one, huh? Surprising for a big C.I.A. pulse detector. Ooh. Hey, hey, check my pulse on this question, Jack. Do I think you're a psycho? Yes. What? Oh, you like my little gift? What? The Jerusalem what? What? I can't hear you. Jerusalem toodle-oo-poosey, poosley-loo? What? What? Oh, you don't know shit about flowers. What's that? You want me to what? You have another question? Sure. I got one question for you. It's can you deal with that!?

  4. [During the cellar interrogation scene] Have you ever watched...pornographic...videos?

  5. I'd better get upstairs...and pay a little visit to the shower fairy.

  6. Jesus, Focker. It's just a game.

  7. [Greg's forgotten to change his shoes before meeting Pam] That's okay, honey. You know I can't resist a man in nurse's shoes.

  8. [After Greg claims he milked a cat and could milk anything with nipples] I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

  9. Sorry, folks. Had to pay a little visit to the urinal fairy.

  10. [About Mr. Jinx, the cat] You tried to milk him, didn't you you sick son of a bitch?

  11. Trust me, Greg, when you start having little Fockers running around, you'll feel the need for this type of security.