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Which character in "Meet Joe Black" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Meet Joe Black." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Careful Bill, you'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation.

  2. I should have my head examined again.

  3. I thought I was going to sneak away tonight. What a glorious night! Every face I see is a memory. It may not be a perfectly... perfect memory. Sometimes we've had our ups and downs, but we're all together, And you're mine, for a night. And I'm going to break precedence and tell you my one candle wish: that you would have a life, as lucky as mine where you can wake up one morning and say, "I don't want anything more." 65 years, don't they go by in a blink?

  4. Thank you for loving me.

  5. I can't believe you people. I come for you, and you want to stay, I let you stay and you want to go.

  6. When I introduce you, and I tell them who you are, I don't think anyone will stay for dinner.

  7. It nice it happen to you. Like you come to the island and had a holiday. Sun didn't burn you red-red, just brown. You sleep and no mosquito eat you. But the truth is, it bound to happen if you stay long enough. So take that nice picture you got in your head home with you, but don't be fooled. We lonely here mostly too. If we lucky, maybe, we got some nice pictures to take with us.

  8. Should you choose to test my resolve in this matter, you will be facing a finality beyond your comprehension, and you will not be counting days, or months, or years, but milleniums in a place with no doors.

  9. You got enough nice pictures?

  10. Hello Bill.

  11. Don't blow smoke up my ass, you'll ruin my autopsy.

  12. Do you have any peanut butter?