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Which character in "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. You're lucky you're still breathing. Let alone able to walk. I suggest you take full advantage of that fact.

  2. We're gonna do a proper decoration job. I want the grey skies of London illuminated. I want that house painted red.

  3. I don't want to know who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets.

  4. (to Dog holding up a gun)Bend over the fucking desk!

  5. No, fuck that. You can think about it. I am panicking and I'm off.

  6. Get Nick, that greasy wop, shistos, pesevengi, gamouri Greek bastard, if he's stupid enough to still be on this planet.

  7. Golf - the best way to spoil a good walk. Winston Churchill said that. I say it's a dog-eat-dog world. And I got bigger teeth than you two.

  8. It's been emotional.

  9. Guns for a show, knives for a pro

  10. It's not a game of hide-and-fucking seek!

  11. Soap, stop being such a mincer.

  12. The entire British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going to war without one, mate you're mistaken.