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Which character in "Latter Days" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Latter Days." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. How come if God talks to Joseph Smith, he's a prophet, but if God talks to me I'm schizophrenic?

  2. Dammit, what's wrong with you? You want revelations engraved in gold and angels trumpeting down from heaven. But what if this is it instead? Me telling you I love you, right here, in the snow? I think that's pretty miraculous.

  3. Could be worse, could be raining. Oh yeah: it IS raining.

  4. Fuck you, I'm Donna Reed on a stick.

  5. We're colours and whites - we don't mix.

  6. [On Mormons] Oh, honey, you do not want to let them get into your psyche. You start off listening to Amy Grant, but then, before you know, it's 3am and you got your Visa card and you're giving it to that scary bitch on TV with the lavender hair.

  7. [confronting his mother] What if it's not something I've done? What if it's who I am?

  8. I don't like to brag, but I can suck the engine block through the tailpipe of a '58 Chevy.

  9. I can't believe what I was about to do, when there is nothing, Christian, nothing about you that is not skin-deep.

  10. Sometimes it all still feels like a mass of dots. But more and more these days, I feel like we're all connected. And it's beautiful... and funny... and good.

  11. When I first came to Los Angeles, it looked like just this mass of dots, all jumbled and disconnected. ...It was pretty disorienting.

  12. Look at yourself. You're so pretty and colorful on the outside, but inside you're nothing but fluff. You're like a walking, talking marshmallow Peep!