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Which character in "Kicking and Screaming" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Kicking and Screaming." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini.

  2. I'll tell you the worst part about losing a foot.

  3. I almost wore my goatee tonight. Wouldn't that have been embarrassing?

  4. I begged you not to get off Prozac.

  5. [to Grover, at the airport] Don't check your bags, they'll just lose them.

  6. There's food in the beer!

  7. Oh, I've been to Prague.

  8. Cool! A dictionary! I'm gonna look up blowjob.

  9. What would you rather do, fuck a cow or lose your mother?

  10. You have a drinking problem. Get help!

  11. [Otis comes out of the bathroom pulling up his zipper] That is a bad habit. You really need to finish that in the bathroom.

  12. What I used to able to pass off as a bad summer could now potentially turn into a bad life.