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Which character in "K-PAX" said...

So you think you are a fan of "K-PAX." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. I know... You're the bluebird.

  2. After one month, his amnesia and his delusion has persisted. He claims to be not human. A visitor from another planet.

  3. He's the most convincing delusional I've ever come across.

  4. I travel light. That's a joke, Mark. You humans â€" there's just no sense of humor.

  5. Who is it this time? Jesus Christ or Joan of Arc?

  6. I take it my calculations help explain the perturbations you've been seeing in the rotation pattern of your binary star, but have been unable to explain until… this moment.

  7. Quiet type. As I recall he was a real smart fellow… a brain. Strong as a horse though, and worked as a knocker.

  8. Tell me… uh, do you know of any missing astro-physicists?

  9. What Einstein actually said was that nothing can accelerate to the speed of light because its mass would become infinite. Einstein said nothing about entities already traveling at the speed of light or faster (wrong! He says something about at tecnion speeds).

  10. She says she doesn't like it when you hide her favorite tennis shoe, and she doesn't hear too well on her left side, so don't sneak up on her anymore. (On what "Shasta" the dog told him)

  11. I would say you're in need of a Thorazine drip, Doctor.

  12. I want to tell you something Mark, something you do not yet know, but we K-Paxians have been around long enough to have discovered. The universe will expand, and it will collapse back on itself, then will expand again. It will repeat this process forever. What you don't know is that when the universe expands again, everything will be as it is now. Whatever mistakes you make this time around, you will live through on your next pass. Every mistake you make, you will live through again, and again, forever. So my advice to you is to get it right this time around. Because this time is all you have.