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Which character in "Joe Versus the Volcano" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Joe Versus the Volcano." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. [to Patricia] I tell you one thing, though. Wherever we go, whatever we do, we're gonna take this luggage with us!

  2. [to DeDe] I mean, who am I? That's the real question, isn't it? Who am I? Who are you? What other questions are there? What other questions are there, really? If you want to understand the universe, embrace the universe, the door to the universe is you!

  3. Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life.

  4. We are the children of children and we live as we are shown.

  5. [to Angelica] If you have a choice between killing yourself and doing something you're scared of doing, why not take the leap and do the thing you're scared of doing?

  6. [to Joe his first night aboard the Tweedle Dee] I've always kept clear of my father's stuff ever since I got out on my own. And now he's pulling me back in. He knew I wanted this boat and he used it and he got me working for him, which I swore I would never do. I feel ashamed because I had a price. He named it and now I know that about myself. And I could treat you like I did back out on the dock, but that would be me kicking myself for selling out, which isn't fair to you. Doesn't make me feel any better. I don't know what your situation is but I wanted you to know what mine is not just to explain some rude behavior, but because we're on a little boat for a while and... I'm soul sick. And you're going to see that.

  7. Take me... to the volcano!

  8. [to DeDe] I bribed them to sing a song that would drive us insane and make our hearts swell and burst.

  9. I am completely untrustworthy... I'm a flibbertigibbet.

  10. So I'm not sick? Except for this terminal disease?

  11. [on the phone, repeated] Yeah, Harry, but can he do the job? I know he can get the job, but can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you.

  12. You're coming into focus, kid