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Which character in "Joe Dirt" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Joe Dirt." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. You guys got somethin' to say to me? Why don't you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? they don't like no feed back, what's up?

  2. [talking to fire extinguisher] You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!

  3. [Joe falls off a swing] And at that moment I thought I might just lie there and never get up. I would just sit there and rot there, but then I looked up and saw the moon and got this weird feeling that Brandy was looking up at that same moon. Then I realized I had a home all along, in Silvertown.

  4. I got the poo on me!!

  5. What's the story here? I'm a white trash idiot - The end.

  6. It does what it's told. [Often falsely credited to the film Silence of the Lambs]

  7. Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?

  8. When bad pets go bad, dang.

  9. Turn it up.

  10. Why have you got a wig? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?

  11. You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air?

  12. It puts the lotion on its skin! You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you!