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Which character in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

  2. [Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers] I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody!

  3. I am the master of the C.L.I.T.! Remember this fucking face! Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face! I make that shit work! It does whatever the fuck I tell it to! No one rules the C.L.I.T like me! Not this little fuck [referring to Silent Bob], none of you little fucks out there! I am the C.L.I.T. commander! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this- ooh you little fuck- then I rub it on my nose...

  4. And on that note, we cue the music.

  5. Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? Oh, shit, It understood us! Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? [shouts] What if they're creating an army of them? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... *Roswell* style! This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Oh and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - *you maniacs*! Damn yous! Goddamn yous all to hell!

  6. Zoinks, yo!

  7. The hell with this. Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk.

  8. Just call me Darth Balls... Bong!

  9. Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?

  10. Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? I mean, ya gotta grow man. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless son of a bitch [Silent Bob] does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. He's crying out, "When Lord? When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! Fuck! When, Lord when? WHENS GONNA BE MY TIME?"

  11. [after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth] Eew, man, she had '70s bush. Damn second rule in that book should be: "Trim that shit".

  12. [Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off] Holy Fuck! The little stoner was right!