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Which character in "Innerspace" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Innerspace." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Nuclear weapons, Jack. They mean nothing. Everybody's got them, no-one has the balls to use them. Am I right? Space, you say? Space is a flop, didn't you know that? An endless junkyard of orbiting debris. Ah, but...miniturization, Jack. That's the ticket. That's the edge that everybody's been looking for. Who will have that edge, Jack? What country will control miniturization? Frankly, I don't give a shit - I'm only in this for the money! And that's why, Jack, we've got to get that little pod out from inside of you!

  2. Warning, approaching tricuspid valve of heart. Do not enter! Do not enter heart!

  3. I'm possessed!

  4. This guy is definitely not firing on all eight cylinders, Jack.

  5. [slaps himself] How does that feel? Feels good! Now do it again! (slaps himself) The Tuck Pendleton Machine - zero defects!

  6. [The syringe containing the miniaturized pod is being shaken around in Ozzy's pocket] Ozzy? Am I being punished?

  7. [Taps a light to fix it] State of the art.

  8. Foreign object detected, approaching through oesophageal passage.

  9. I'm in a man, I'm in a strange man, I'll be a son of a bitch, I'm in a strange man surrounded by strangers in a strange room!

  10. The Jack Putter Machine, zero defects. (leans back and sighs, to himself) God help us.

  11. Would I be in a doctor's office if I was feeling alright?

  12. Look Ozzy, who's nervous now ok? I know what our objectives are. I've done my homework and I can do this little job blindfolded, so everyone just calm down.