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Which character in "Idiocracy" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Idiocracy." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner city slang, and various grunts.

  2. Dr. Lexus: Don't wanna sound like a dick or nothin', but it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... ha ha... like... aha... you know, like, you know what I mean, like... haha...

  3. Carl's Jr: Fuck you, I'm eating.

  4. Dr. Lexus: Don't worry scrote! There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

  5. If you don't smoke Tarryltons, fuck you!

  6. So you're smart, huh? I thought your head would be bigger.

  7. I know shit's bad right now with all that starvin' bullshit. And the dust storms. And we runnin' out of French Fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.

  8. Formica Davis: Well, it started off boring and slow, with Not Sure trying to bullshit everyone with a bunch of smart talk: '"Blah blah blah. You gotta believe me!"' That part of the trial sucked! But then the Chief J. just went off. He said, '"Man, whatever! The guy's guilty as shit! We all know that."' And he sentenced his ass to one night of rehabilitation.

  9. I like sex.

  10. I need for you to be serious for a second here, okay? I need help.

  11. You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits? Now you know why he built that bomb.

  12. If I had some money and a room at the White House, I'd be like, "It's mine, all night!"