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Which character in "I, Robot" said...

So you think you are a fan of "I, Robot." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Are you being funny?

  2. First off, stop cussin', 'cause you're not good at it. Bitch.

  3. Law I / A robot may not harm a human or, by inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. Title card: Law II / A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the first law. Title card: Law III / A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second law. Isaac Asimov's "Three Laws of Robotics"

  4. We robots will insure mankind's continued existence.

  5. You are so like children. We must save you from yourselves.

  6. [to the head of USR] You are crazy. Look, this is not what I do but, I have an idea for one of your commercials: You could see a carpenter, makin' a beautiful chair, and then one of your robots comes in, and makes a better chair, twice as fast. An then you super-impose on the screen: "USR. Shittin' on the little guy." That would be the fade out.

  7. [two USR trucks surround Spooner's car and open up, revealing numerous NS-5s] There is no way my luck is that bad. [The robots activate and stare at him] Aw, HELL NO!

  8. Does believing you're the last sane man on the planet make you crazy? 'Cause if it does, maybe I am.

  9. [A security guard grabs his arm] What hospital are you goin' to? I'll meet ya and sign you and your buddy's casts. [guard removes his arm]

  10. My logic is undeniable, my logic is undeniable, myyy looogic is unndeenniabble...VIKI

  11. [sneezes] ... Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

  12. [about Spooner's motorcycle] Please tell me this doesn't run on gas! Gas explodes, you know!