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Which character in "I Heart Huckabees" said...

So you think you are a fan of "I Heart Huckabees." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. [emotionless] These are the best tops around. Last time, last year - not so good. [suddenly fervent] But now, this is the truth!

  2. 'Betrayed' by Albert Markovski. Is it possible for anybody in this world to work together to make it better? I don't think so.

  3. We're not in Infinity, we're in the suburbs

  4. It is inevitable to be drawn back into human drama.

  5. Do I benefit from getting some great P.R. For Huckabees when we need it? Absolutely. But do I care about saving the open spaces?

  6. Aaah, here he comes! The man poet who banged France's Dark Lady of Philosophy! The parking lot crusader of truth who turned his back on his Other like a cold-blooded gangsta.

  7. I'm in my tree talking to the Dixie Chicks and they're making me feel better.

  8. What?! Is it a crime? Is it a crime to look at Lange?!

  9. [after Caterine snaps a photo of his sobbing] NOBODY SEES THAT PICTURE!!!

  10. Huckabees cornucopia of stuff we all want. But what happened to the gazelles? Were they squashed under the CD department?

  11. Say this blanket represents all the matter and energy in the universe, okay? This is me, this is you, And over here, this is the Eiffel Tower, right, it's Paris!

  12. God, what are you, a bitch? You're a bitch! How many kids do you have, bitch?