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Which character in "Help!" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Help!." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Ew, I'm all sticky!

  2. Doesn't the Eastern flavor come rather exspensive?

  3. Jeweller, you've failed!

  4. [Watching a man standing on his head] Doesn't the blood rush to your head, sir?

  5. I like operations. They give you a sense of outlook, don't they?

  6. My skin's soaked right through to the skin!

  7. They have to paint me red before they chop me. It's a different religion than ours, I think.

  8. [After seeing a smoking curling stone] Hey, it's a thingy! A fiendish thingy!

  9. Go get sacrificed! I don't subscribe to your religon!

  10. [Watching a belly dancer] Doesn't the blood rush to your stomach?

  11. Scientist! You've failed Scientist!