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Which character in "Happy Gilmore" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Happy Gilmore." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.

  2. Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?

  3. Damn you people. This is golf. Not a rock concert.

  4. Shooter! Wanna go to the Sizzler and catch some grub?

  5. Alright, Happy. Nice and easy... That was not nice and easy.

  6. Hey Gilmore! You suck, ya Jackass!

  7. Spoken like a true asshole.

  8. [clown laughter] I hate that clown. [Happy succeeds in getting the ball in the clown's mouth] Yeah! [clown head spits ball back out and starts laughing again] You're gonna die, clown! [Happy proceeds to break off the clown's nose with his putter] You think that's funny?! I don't hear you laughing now!

  9. [sucking up to Chubbs] I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive.

  10. You son of a bitch ball! Why don't you just go home?! That's your HOME! Are you too good for your home? Answer me! Suck my white ass, ball!

  11. You're gonna need a blanket and suntan lotion, cause you're never gonna get off that beach, just like the way you never got into the NHL... ya jackass!

  12. Somebody's closer!