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Which character in "Good Morning, Vietnam" said...

So you think you are a fan of "Good Morning, Vietnam." Let's see how well you know it. Match the following lines with the characters that spoke them. Can you get them all right?

  1. Sir, there is no such thing as "only" anymore. Not now. Not in Saigon.

  2. It doesn't make a damn whether you play polkas or don't play polkas. Military politics. Nothing personal. The men just like him better than they do you.

  3. [As camp fashion consultant] Thank you. I think this fall, the discerning GI is gonna be wearing green in the jungle. Why? Because it matches with the green! The leaves, they fall upon the helmets, says yes to me.

  4. Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny.

  5. I'm saying I'm through, Ed. I'm tired of people tellin' me what I can't say. "This news isn't official." "That comment is too sarcastic." I can't even make fun of Richard Nixon, and there's a man who is screaming out to be made fun of. So, fuck it.

  6. What is this "demilitarized zone?" What do they mean, "police action?" Sounds like a couple of cops in Brooklyn going, "Uh, she looks pretty to me."

  7. It's unbelievable. Five months in Saigon and my best friend turns out to be a VC. THIS WILL NOT LOOK GOOD ON A RESUME!

  8. You're a very attractive man, Abersold. Don't think I haven't noticed.

  9. I-- I not can do this, Cronow. No. No friend, Cronow. Not good for-- for me. My brother, OK, friends. But Vietnam ladies not friends. Please, OK? Not friends.

  10. Ed, are you always this happy?

  11. I live to collate, sir.

  12. My whole life passed before my eyes, and it wasn't even interesting to me.